Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Never go out on a school night is what I say and will always stick to from now on. I have just spent the whole day dying from the world's ultimate hangover, it totally kicked ass!
Why am I feeling like death warmed up? Because I went out on a work's bonding evening and ended finishing the night off with shots of tequila, not a pretty sight.
Infact that is all I can contemplate writing on the matter, I am off to fry my brain with some reality television.
Why am I feeling like death warmed up? Because I went out on a work's bonding evening and ended finishing the night off with shots of tequila, not a pretty sight.
Infact that is all I can contemplate writing on the matter, I am off to fry my brain with some reality television.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Another weekend been and gone, but this weekend was a little more eventful than the normal ones. After the other half had packed the child off to granddad's it was time to go over to a couple of close friends as we were booking a weekend break away together as this is like a test as we are thinking about going on a two week holiday with them! As soon as we arrived the our friends announced they had found a cheap apartment and flights and we were off to Barcelona, so as the other half and I are completely useless at booking things we said to hell with it and we got it booked!
Saturday I was very brave and got a haircut in a new style, and I have now got a fringe! My mother had always warned me not to get a fringe as they can be a royal pain in the ass but I figured that I am nearing thirty I am old enough to think for myself and I ordered the hairdresser to cut my fringe. The end result was pleasing and I no longer look like a tramp according to my other half but I am now officially shitting it about washing my hair and getting it back to how the hairdresser styled it!
Then last night the other hand and I developed in to scally's for the night and we should have be renamed Daz and Shaz as we had a big row in front of our friends where I ended up bawling my eyes out with mascara running down my cheeks. What's worse was the slanging match when we got home where I ended up lighting a fag up for the first time in six months which is just disgusting and then ended up passing out in bed without even carrying out the make up shag! So to say the least I am feeling a little frustrated now especially I have just been reading A Girl with a one track mind - God how I would love to enjoy sex like she does, I am more like a bloke when it comes down to it, climax and then fall asleep!
And now I am just entertaining myself before the sproglett gets dropped off and the whole rat race starts again! Oh the joys of that Sunday evening feeling before you Mondays come and smack you right between the eyes!
Saturday I was very brave and got a haircut in a new style, and I have now got a fringe! My mother had always warned me not to get a fringe as they can be a royal pain in the ass but I figured that I am nearing thirty I am old enough to think for myself and I ordered the hairdresser to cut my fringe. The end result was pleasing and I no longer look like a tramp according to my other half but I am now officially shitting it about washing my hair and getting it back to how the hairdresser styled it!
Then last night the other hand and I developed in to scally's for the night and we should have be renamed Daz and Shaz as we had a big row in front of our friends where I ended up bawling my eyes out with mascara running down my cheeks. What's worse was the slanging match when we got home where I ended up lighting a fag up for the first time in six months which is just disgusting and then ended up passing out in bed without even carrying out the make up shag! So to say the least I am feeling a little frustrated now especially I have just been reading A Girl with a one track mind - God how I would love to enjoy sex like she does, I am more like a bloke when it comes down to it, climax and then fall asleep!
And now I am just entertaining myself before the sproglett gets dropped off and the whole rat race starts again! Oh the joys of that Sunday evening feeling before you Mondays come and smack you right between the eyes!
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Girlie Nights
I have to rant about this as I am really pissed about this. Four weeks ago I had the girlies round for a great girlie night as my other half was away on a lads weekend and we decided that we hadn't had a decent girls' night out in ages, infact the sad thing is we probably haven't had a drunken girlie night in about two years. Now your girlfriends are the most important people in your life just behind your other halves and children and you should always make time for them.
So to my horror this week, one by one my friends dropped out of our night complaining they had a meeting in the morning to go to, or even didn't have enough money (The 1st is payday for Christ's sake!!!!) Not only was meant to be an early birthday celebration but to my knowledge I had given them all enough time to clear their diaries and save some money.
I know I am behaving like a spoilt brat and yes I am nearly thirty to I should learn to accept the fact that people cancel every now and then but it's so difficult when you are in desperate need for a girls night out where you can get drunk beyond belief, bitching about anything in particular and ending up dancing on tables till the early hours.
Mind you I might see this in a whole new light next week when I haven't got PMT, finished the VAT return and had a bit more sleep!
I have to rant about this as I am really pissed about this. Four weeks ago I had the girlies round for a great girlie night as my other half was away on a lads weekend and we decided that we hadn't had a decent girls' night out in ages, infact the sad thing is we probably haven't had a drunken girlie night in about two years. Now your girlfriends are the most important people in your life just behind your other halves and children and you should always make time for them.
So to my horror this week, one by one my friends dropped out of our night complaining they had a meeting in the morning to go to, or even didn't have enough money (The 1st is payday for Christ's sake!!!!) Not only was meant to be an early birthday celebration but to my knowledge I had given them all enough time to clear their diaries and save some money.
I know I am behaving like a spoilt brat and yes I am nearly thirty to I should learn to accept the fact that people cancel every now and then but it's so difficult when you are in desperate need for a girls night out where you can get drunk beyond belief, bitching about anything in particular and ending up dancing on tables till the early hours.
Mind you I might see this in a whole new light next week when I haven't got PMT, finished the VAT return and had a bit more sleep!
Girlie Nights
I have to rant about this as I am really pissed about this. Four weeks ago I had the girlies round for a great girlie night as my other half was away on a lads weekend and we decided that we hadn't had a decent girls' night out in ages, infact the sad thing is we probably haven't had a drunken girlie night in about two years. Now your girlfriends are the most important people in your life just behind your other halves and children and you should always make time for them.
So to my horror this week, one by one my friends dropped out of our night complaining they had a meeting in the morning to go to, or even didn't have enough money (The 1st is payday for Christ's sake!!!!) Not only was meant to be an early birthday celebration but to my knowledge I had given them all enough time to clear their diaries and save some money.
I know I am behaving like a spoilt brat and yes I am nearly thirty to I should learn to accept the fact that people cancel every now and then but it's so difficult when you are in desperate need for a girls night out where you can get drunk beyond belief, bitching about anything in particular and ending up dancing on tables till the early hours.
Mind you I might see this in a whole new light next week when I haven't got PMT, finished the VAT return and had a bit more sleep!
I have to rant about this as I am really pissed about this. Four weeks ago I had the girlies round for a great girlie night as my other half was away on a lads weekend and we decided that we hadn't had a decent girls' night out in ages, infact the sad thing is we probably haven't had a drunken girlie night in about two years. Now your girlfriends are the most important people in your life just behind your other halves and children and you should always make time for them.
So to my horror this week, one by one my friends dropped out of our night complaining they had a meeting in the morning to go to, or even didn't have enough money (The 1st is payday for Christ's sake!!!!) Not only was meant to be an early birthday celebration but to my knowledge I had given them all enough time to clear their diaries and save some money.
I know I am behaving like a spoilt brat and yes I am nearly thirty to I should learn to accept the fact that people cancel every now and then but it's so difficult when you are in desperate need for a girls night out where you can get drunk beyond belief, bitching about anything in particular and ending up dancing on tables till the early hours.
Mind you I might see this in a whole new light next week when I haven't got PMT, finished the VAT return and had a bit more sleep!
Sunday, August 13, 2006
My mother is a complex subject, infact I could probably write a whole blog just dedicated to her!
After spending three months in hiding she has finally returned one of my phone calls. Now any normal person would have to call the police and report her missing if they hadn't heard from their mother for three months but to me this is absolutely normal and yes she could well be the mother out of Bridget Jones' Diary.
So what's the story, well after not going to my grandfather's funeral - yes her own father's but that is a whole new story completely - she has managed to find herself a toy boy who is two years older than me, moved him in as he was living with his mother and has spent the summer zipping off to the seaside and going for romantic walks in the county!
Now this piece of news doesn't shock me any more and in some ways I think good for her as obviously my dad had left her for fuck me boots who was only one year older than me and to make it worse she worked with me and plus I think it is about time that my mother started to enjoy herself as she has been pining for my dad for far too long and why should he have all the fun?
So all in all I am quite proud of her even though I think I wil change my mind once I meet the guy!
After spending three months in hiding she has finally returned one of my phone calls. Now any normal person would have to call the police and report her missing if they hadn't heard from their mother for three months but to me this is absolutely normal and yes she could well be the mother out of Bridget Jones' Diary.
So what's the story, well after not going to my grandfather's funeral - yes her own father's but that is a whole new story completely - she has managed to find herself a toy boy who is two years older than me, moved him in as he was living with his mother and has spent the summer zipping off to the seaside and going for romantic walks in the county!
Now this piece of news doesn't shock me any more and in some ways I think good for her as obviously my dad had left her for fuck me boots who was only one year older than me and to make it worse she worked with me and plus I think it is about time that my mother started to enjoy herself as she has been pining for my dad for far too long and why should he have all the fun?
So all in all I am quite proud of her even though I think I wil change my mind once I meet the guy!
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Well I have been living life in the fast lane this weekend and went to the Next sale at 7am then spent the whole day cleaning and finished off with a trip to the cinema, food and then a trip to the worst nightclub in the world.
I can't begin to describe how horrible this nightclub was, but I will, imagine going back in time to the 1980s entering a club with barmaids dressed as angels but ten stone overweight, then feel the carpet under your feet as your shoes keep sticking to it as you walk then finally imagine the whole room being filled by characters from Viz! Needless to say we only managed one drink in there and then we left.
Today was ok, the other half is still in a foul mood with me, went out for lunch with friends and their kids, lovely afternoon, just relaxing nothing really worth writing about just in case anyone is reading out there and I don't want to send you to sleep anymore than I have done already.
Off to watch Top Gear now- oh my god how old am I now? I really do think I need to calm down a little as I don't know if I can stand living in the fast lane anymore.
I can't begin to describe how horrible this nightclub was, but I will, imagine going back in time to the 1980s entering a club with barmaids dressed as angels but ten stone overweight, then feel the carpet under your feet as your shoes keep sticking to it as you walk then finally imagine the whole room being filled by characters from Viz! Needless to say we only managed one drink in there and then we left.
Today was ok, the other half is still in a foul mood with me, went out for lunch with friends and their kids, lovely afternoon, just relaxing nothing really worth writing about just in case anyone is reading out there and I don't want to send you to sleep anymore than I have done already.
Off to watch Top Gear now- oh my god how old am I now? I really do think I need to calm down a little as I don't know if I can stand living in the fast lane anymore.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
It's going to be hot hot hot today and don't we know it, has the British public ever experienced the sunshine before? Well it doesn't seem like it if you listen to the news and read the papers!
Am I enjoying the heat? Not really no, considering I spend daylight hours chained to my desk at work trying to make accounting and bookkeeping make sense!
I just have to say how much I am loving Love Island, it is pure genius Reality Television, it's car crash television at its best. I just can't wait for Sophie Anderton to get completely kb'd by Shane.
How shallow am I to be talking about TV on my second entry on my blog after two years?
VERY!
Am I enjoying the heat? Not really no, considering I spend daylight hours chained to my desk at work trying to make accounting and bookkeeping make sense!
I just have to say how much I am loving Love Island, it is pure genius Reality Television, it's car crash television at its best. I just can't wait for Sophie Anderton to get completely kb'd by Shane.
How shallow am I to be talking about TV on my second entry on my blog after two years?
VERY!
Monday, July 17, 2006
BANG I'M BACK!
Where have I been I hear you ask? Well I don't hear many as I know if anyone was reading my blog on a regular basis probably got bored to tears waiting for me to come back!
Anyway the question is where have I been, even though it has been two whole years since I have blogged I think I can tell you in about a couple of sentences what I have done over the last two years......
I became a mother which for some strange reason takes up 90% of your time and the remaining 10% is taken up by getting some rest! Anyway I have fought the baby blues, I have struggled to become a half way decent parent and now I am prepared to bore you all to death with my blog!
Enjoy and hoefully I will get to post a new entry every so often!
Where have I been I hear you ask? Well I don't hear many as I know if anyone was reading my blog on a regular basis probably got bored to tears waiting for me to come back!
Anyway the question is where have I been, even though it has been two whole years since I have blogged I think I can tell you in about a couple of sentences what I have done over the last two years......
I became a mother which for some strange reason takes up 90% of your time and the remaining 10% is taken up by getting some rest! Anyway I have fought the baby blues, I have struggled to become a half way decent parent and now I am prepared to bore you all to death with my blog!
Enjoy and hoefully I will get to post a new entry every so often!
