<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079</id><updated>2011-12-15T02:34:09.807Z</updated><title type='text'>Wake Up and Smell the Coffee!</title><subtitle type='html'>Ramblings from dizzy, airhead who has her head in the clouds permanently striving to be a good mother and girlfriend but failing miserably!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>35</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-115636550259629929</id><published>2006-08-23T21:33:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-23T21:38:22.613+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Never go out on a school night is what I say and will always stick to from now on. I have just spent the whole day dying from the world's ultimate hangover, it totally kicked ass!Why am I feeling like death warmed up? Because I went out on a work's bonding evening and ended finishing the night off with shots of tequila, not a pretty sight.Infact that is all I can contemplate writing on the matter</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115636550259629929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115636550259629929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2006/08/never-go-out-on-school-night-is-what-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-115608564480385284</id><published>2006-08-20T15:51:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-20T15:54:04.820+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Another weekend been and gone, but this weekend was a little more eventful than the normal ones. After the other half had packed the child off to granddad's it was time to go over to a couple of close friends as we were booking a weekend break away together as this is like a test as we are thinking about going on a two week holiday with them! As soon as we arrived the our friends announced they </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115608564480385284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115608564480385284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2006/08/another-weekend-been-and-gone-but-this.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-115575715739807701</id><published>2006-08-16T20:36:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-16T20:41:06.760+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Girlie NightsI have to rant about this as I am really pissed about this. Four weeks ago I had the girlies round for a great girlie night as my other half was away on a lads weekend and we decided that we hadn't had a decent girls' night out in ages, infact the sad thing is we probably haven't had a drunken girlie night in about two years. Now your girlfriends are the most important people in your</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115575715739807701'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115575715739807701'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2006/08/girlie-nights-i-have-to-rant-about.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-115575710946624804</id><published>2006-08-16T20:36:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-16T20:38:29.483+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Girlie NightsI have to rant about this as I am really pissed about this. Four weeks ago I had the girlies round for a great girlie night as my other half was away on a lads weekend and we decided that we hadn't had a decent girls' night out in ages, infact the sad thing is we probably haven't had a drunken girlie night in about two years. Now your girlfriends are the most important people in your</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115575710946624804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115575710946624804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2006/08/girlie-nights-i-have-to-rant-about_16.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-115548640953360251</id><published>2006-08-13T17:17:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-08-14T09:47:47.356+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My mother is a complex subject, infact I could probably write a whole blog just dedicated to her!After spending three months in hiding she has finally returned one of my phone calls. Now any normal person would have to call the police and report her missing if they hadn't heard from their mother for three months but to me this is absolutely normal and yes she could well be the mother out of </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115548640953360251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115548640953360251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2006/08/my-mother-is-complex-subject-infact-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-115368193625230258</id><published>2006-07-23T19:59:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-07-23T20:12:16.266+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well I have been living life in the fast lane this weekend and went to the Next sale at 7am then spent the whole day cleaning and finished off with a trip to the cinema, food and then a trip to the worst nightclub in the world.I can't begin to describe how horrible this nightclub was, but I will, imagine going back in time to the 1980s entering a club with barmaids dressed as angels but ten stone</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115368193625230258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115368193625230258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2006/07/well-i-have-been-living-life-in-fast.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-115329487690790746</id><published>2006-07-19T08:40:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-07-19T08:41:16.936+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It's going to be hot hot hot today and don't we know it, has the British public ever experienced the sunshine before? Well it doesn't seem like it if you listen to the news and read the papers!Am I enjoying the heat? Not really no, considering I spend daylight hours chained to my desk at work trying to make accounting and bookkeeping make sense!I just have to say how much I am loving Love Island,</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115329487690790746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115329487690790746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2006/07/its-going-to-be-hot-hot-hot-today-and.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-115312827186677159</id><published>2006-07-17T10:21:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-07-17T10:26:49.083+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>BANG I'M BACK!Where have I been I hear you ask? Well I don't hear many as I know if anyone was reading my blog on a regular basis probably got bored to tears waiting for me to come back!Anyway the question is where have I been, even though it has been two whole years since I have blogged I think I can tell you in about a couple of sentences what I have done over the last two years......I became a</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115312827186677159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/115312827186677159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2006/07/bang-im-back-where-have-i-been-i-hear.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-108065489373439922</id><published>2004-03-30T14:54:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-03-30T14:59:39.360+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I've just noted the fact that the last time I updated my blog was nearly two months ago! I can't believe how time is flying before my eyes. But I do have very good reasons for not keeping you up to date of my very uninteresting life!First of I had to make my dreaded trip to hospital for my op, which turned out to be not all that bad. The best part of it was when I got to be at home for a week! </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/108065489373439922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/108065489373439922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2004/03/ive-just-noted-fact-that-last-time-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-107640909413226254</id><published>2004-02-10T10:31:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-10T10:36:22.450Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>That dreaded time of year is looming nearer and nearer again- Valentines Day! You may all ask why do I dread this day seeing that I have a boyfriend but in my opinion that is worse than not having one! I can hear you all ask  why???Well the boyfriend believes that we are not a traditional couple who like to give each other chocolates, roses and perfume. But the problem is I do!!!I love </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/107640909413226254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/107640909413226254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2004/02/that-dreaded-time-of-year-is-looming.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-107581510907480323</id><published>2004-02-03T13:31:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-03T13:34:07.670Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I can't quite believe that January has been and gone, and thank god for that. My wallet was looking a bit too empty for my liking and having to raid the penny jar to help make up the short fall was a little embarrassing when I took it to the bank. But January was pretty much alright this year, normally it helps create an aura of doom and gloom around me which naturally rubs everyone up the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/107581510907480323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/107581510907480323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2004/02/i-cant-quite-believe-that-january-has.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-107528874755497405</id><published>2004-01-28T11:19:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-28T11:21:17.950Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well just managed to catch up on all my work after the dreaded exams, I have been living on a diet of caffeine, fags and haribo over the past few weeks. I can't believe that the last time I updated my blog was before Christmas.Christmas was ok, lots of family, colds and hangovers. I was pretty thankful to get back to work as I don't think my body could have taken any more.The exams went ok </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/107528874755497405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/107528874755497405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2004/01/well-just-managed-to-catch-up-on-all.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-107217331612975913</id><published>2003-12-23T09:55:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-23T10:12:12.926Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well I have certainly been missing in action since my last blog, this was due to taking a well deserved week's holiday but then I had to catch up at work.I can't believe that Christmas is only a few days away and I am actually organised for once, all the presents are bought and wrapped and I have actually been able to post my Christmas cards on time!Whilst I was away I went to see the dreaded</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/107217331612975913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/107217331612975913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/12/well-i-have-certainly-been-missing-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106984726611429594</id><published>2003-11-26T11:47:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-26T11:50:08.476Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>If I hear another Christmas song or hear about Christmas one more time I think I will go insane. Its only 26th November and I am already sick of it, having to work in Manchester only makes it worse because as I look out of my office window I am faced with a giant inflatable Santa. I am not a scrooge as I really do get excited about Christmas but November is far too early. I am already panicking</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106984726611429594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106984726611429594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/11/if-i-hear-another-christmas-song-or.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106940825508655662</id><published>2003-11-21T09:50:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-21T09:52:09.236Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Yesterday was a bit of an eye opener for me as I found out how completely insane the boyfriend actually is. As you may be aware the boyfriend and I have decided to skip marriage and become even more grown up by trying to start a family, yes I know the whole thing sounds insane but we feel that because we both have insane families we would be far better parents because of it. Because my </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106940825508655662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106940825508655662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/11/yesterday-was-bit-of-eye-opener-for-me.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106916266570919919</id><published>2003-11-18T13:37:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-18T13:37:51.930Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'm sure my weeks are getting shorter and shorter! And my weekends are certainly not long enough, I really don't have enough time for anything at the moment.Well I've had a very traumatic day today as I have had to say goodbye to one of my closest friends- my car! Yes I know I sound like a complete airhead when I talk like this but I have never been without a car since the age of 18! The reason</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106916266570919919'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106916266570919919'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/11/im-sure-my-weeks-are-getting-shorter.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106874127196252502</id><published>2003-11-13T16:34:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-13T16:34:37.026Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Today has been one of those days where I should have pulled a sickie but I had a sudden pang of guilt and dragged myself out of bed like a good girl and went to work. Today has dragged so much much it has been unbelievable.I had a chilled out evening last night getting square eyes in front of the television. But the scary thing I did find out was that I think I have taken a very strong liking </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106874127196252502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106874127196252502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/11/today-has-been-one-of-those-days-where.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106865526160556857</id><published>2003-11-12T16:41:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-12T16:50:47.150Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well I've managed to get half way through the week! Today has calmed down a bit which is good as I had a bit of a detour on the way to uni last night and ended up in the pub and completely forgot about my lecture. The nicotine monster is still hanging around and even with a low strength patch on I cannot hold him off. It sounds pathetic but itís a nightmare and I can't believe I am slipping. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106865526160556857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106865526160556857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/11/well-ive-managed-to-get-half-way.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106854364034633614</id><published>2003-11-11T09:40:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-11T15:32:47.833Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well the nicotine monster has finally got me, after trying to trick myself that I still had given up smoking I actually bought a packet of 10 yesterday! Yes I know I am so stupid seeing that I have actually given up for ten weeks but I just couldn't help it.It was all down to a lovely little argument with my dad, I either had to have a cigarette or I hand in my notice, so I took the easy way </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106854364034633614'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106854364034633614'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/11/well-nicotine-monster-has-finally-got.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106848244317331210</id><published>2003-11-10T16:40:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-10T16:40:47.573Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>When I get the train to and from work I see a lot of characters but the two that stick in my mind are Miss Organised and the Disco Throwback King.Miss Organised is a remarkable woman, she thinks she's the most beautiful and organised woman in the world and her handbag is her life! She has everything in there, if she could bring the kitchen sink into work she would! But its the contents of her </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106848244317331210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106848244317331210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/11/when-i-get-train-to-and-from-work-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106796253313350498</id><published>2003-11-04T16:15:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-04T16:16:35.353Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I now know how some women can commit murder when they have PMT. I have never experienced this before but for some reason my hormones are going completely wild and turning me into a complete bitch one minute then the next I feel like I am having a nervous breakdown. Arguing with my dad doesn't help, especially when it drives me to nicotine (I only had one and then I threw the rest away, a tramp </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106796253313350498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106796253313350498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/11/i-now-know-how-some-women-can-commit.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106786515773226626</id><published>2003-11-03T13:12:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-03T15:50:13.886Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well itís another dull and depressing Monday! Everyone I work with seems to be in a foul mood and on edge; I really don't think I will be able to make it out of here alive today.I had a great weekend I seem to remember, unfortunately the copious amounts of Stella have made me forgot some of the finer details of my nights out. Today I have made a breakthrough and I have finally admitted that </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106786515773226626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106786515773226626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/11/well-its-another-dull-and-depressing.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106759868936161557</id><published>2003-10-31T11:11:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-10-31T16:24:39.083Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Happy Halloween!I haven't really had chance to write for a few days, as believe it or not I have actually done some work! I've come to the decision that no matter how good my job is I will always hate going to work! I am definitely not one of those workaholic types who lives to work!In our office at the moment it is a competition to see who can moan the most and interrupt telephone </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106759868936161557'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106759868936161557'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/happy-halloween-i-havent-really-had.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106734801159445905</id><published>2003-10-28T13:33:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-10-28T13:33:32.500Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Its all go, go, go in work today, I actually have to do some work. This is due to the fact that my dad's computer has died. The computer has gone to a better place, where it won't be abused or sworn at. My dad is one of these people who reckons its the computers fault, not his, when he forgets to save something so I don't really blame it giving up, and it was perfect timing as well, we were just </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106734801159445905'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106734801159445905'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/its-all-go-go-go-in-work-today-i.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106698971134981000</id><published>2003-10-24T11:01:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2003-10-24T11:01:51.650+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I know I shouldn't start off by complaining, but I am in pain. My shoulder has frozen up and I can hardly move, the boyfriend massaged it last night but I think he's done more harm than good. Oh well at least its Friday!I've managed not to do any work for a day now, I'm going to see if I can break my record of five whole days I think, I'm sure my boss a.k.a. my dad won't notice as he is in love</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106698971134981000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106698971134981000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/i-know-i-shouldnt-start-off-by.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106683770513651691</id><published>2003-10-22T16:48:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2003-10-22T16:50:16.663+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I've made it half way through the week!!! I've still got to manage to drag myself to University and sit through the lecture from hell! For some reason the lecturer refuses to print out any notes so you have to copy down a book every Wednesday night in two hours. He fails to realise that we are not 5 year olds but instead we are mature students.I managed to get myself out of bed this morning to </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106683770513651691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106683770513651691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/ive-made-it-half-way-through-week-ive.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106675168146107868</id><published>2003-10-21T16:54:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2003-10-31T11:10:48.806Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I woke this morning to find I could see my own breath! This is because I have no actual heating in my house at present apart from a heater in my lounge. I could tell you all that I am in training for visiting the Arctic and really impress you all out there or I could tell you the honest truth and tell you that our boiler has died and gone to heaven. Our boiler has been broken for 4 months now and</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106675168146107868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106675168146107868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/i-woke-this-morning-to-find-i-could.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106664537723091064</id><published>2003-10-20T11:22:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2003-10-20T11:22:57.133+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Monday again!, Why do we have to have so many Mondays in one year? I had a fairly ok weekend, the boyfriend was ill so Friday night was spent nursing him but the I did reward myself though on Saturday by buying the new Boots!!!Last night I went to see Finding Nemo with my niece, it was fantastic! My niece enoyed it but she did find the sharks very scary, but she is three years old so she was </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106664537723091064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106664537723091064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/monday-again-why-do-we-have-to-have-so.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106640509340674261</id><published>2003-10-17T16:38:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2003-10-17T16:38:13.066+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well its Friday at long last! I don't know how I've survived this week as I have done so much work. This week has gone on forever especially now my Dad is in love again- yuk! All you can hear is his phone beeping every 5 mins from all the text messages he has been receiving from the new girl friend, gross I know.At present the boyfriend thinks I've poisoned him! I cooked for him last night </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106640509340674261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106640509340674261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/well-its-friday-at-long-last-i-dont.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106630815661632118</id><published>2003-10-16T13:42:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2003-10-16T13:42:36.380+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>One day before the weekend! I really want to go and see Kill Bill but as it has just opened and I haven't booked tickets I don't think I will be doing that. I really can't get drunk this weekend so the cinema was going to be the perfect idea, maybe I will have to settle for Finding Nemo.The Elephant hunting went ok yesterday, I think I was ready to knife my dad by the end of the day as he was </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106630815661632118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106630815661632118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/one-day-before-weekend-i-really-want.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106620865636806173</id><published>2003-10-15T10:04:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2003-10-16T13:40:53.770+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Today is Elephant hunting day! I hear you all ask, "What's elephant hunting?"Our company definition of it is; ìWhen a small company like the one that I work for goes out for big contracts. This particular one is that big it could get us out of the shit for quite a while.îThe reason why the company is in the shit is because some person who was and still is the scum of the earth ripped us off</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106620865636806173'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106620865636806173'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/today-is-elephant-hunting-day-i-hear.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106612188542272240</id><published>2003-10-14T09:58:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2003-10-15T10:03:57.676+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>At this present time I am trying to stay awake and look as though I am working and I have a famous Seattle coffee house to thank for that. Their coffee of the day is perfect for mornings like these.You may be thinking, why am I so tired. One word-Cats, they you may just ask one simple question-Why???? Yes I know I am insane but for some very strange reason I have three cats, and yes my </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106612188542272240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106612188542272240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/at-this-present-time-i-am-trying-to.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-1066039097466064</id><published>2003-10-13T10:58:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2003-10-14T11:39:52.416+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well hello Monday morning! I can't believe that it is Monday all over again, I'm sure when I do actually die I will go to hell, and my hell will be having one day a week and that will be Monday! At the moment I am finding it hard to actually string a sentence together so please forgive me if you think that you are reading a load of crap!I've been in work for over an hour and no one has bugged </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/1066039097466064'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/1066039097466064'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/well-hello-monday-morning-i-cant.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106577913270352517</id><published>2003-10-10T10:45:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2003-10-14T11:32:58.813+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well TGIF!!!! Is all I can say, it has certainly been a long week where I could have stayed in bed all week! I think yesterday was the longest day of my life, everyone at work was getting on my nerves! One person in particular was expecting a round of applause each time she finished a piece of work, you know the type- announcing loudly to the office that she has done something! Wohoo! Then the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106577913270352517'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106577913270352517'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/well-tgif-is-all-i-can-say-it-has.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5918079.post-106569037509950654</id><published>2003-10-09T10:53:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2003-10-14T11:34:52.936+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ok, I'd better introduce myself seeing that this is my first official "blog". My name is Georgina and I am at the wrong side of 25 if you see what I mean. I lead a very normal life but with a very strange family around me, its actually surprising how normal I've turned out considering. If anyone is reading this I promise I won't bore you to death with tedious descriptions of my dull everyday I </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106569037509950654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5918079/posts/default/106569037509950654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wakeupandsmellthecoffee.blogspot.com/2003/10/ok-id-better-introduce-myself-seeing.html' title=''/><author><name>Snotty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04102439201734388503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
